Jon and Kate Gosselin: Exclusive Eyewitness Account of Jon Gosselin's Sex-capade

Jon Gosselin Cozy Ups With Other Women

While Kate Gosselin Pimps Her Children's Book..

Who's Taking Care of the Children?

Someone should turn the next episode of the Jon & Kate Plus 8 reality show into a pay per view event because when Kate reads this week’s celebrity magazines she is going to be angrier than an UFC fighter with a “Kick Me” sign on his back!
Actually, I have seen Kate appear to be more angry on the episodes than that. I think she is just generally "angry". At UFC 97, and at what may have been Chuck Liddell's last fight, Iceman did not appear as obnoxious and rude after taking a KO as Kate does on weekly episodes, or a daily basis.

There have been previous rumors about Jon’s infidelity and they have been strongly denied. But this week, as Ricky used to tell Lucy, he’s gotta a lotta ‘splaining to do!
With Kate nowhere to be found, Jon, minus his wedding ring, took off on April 18 for a motel, America’s Best Value Inn, located near his 26-acre estate in Pennsylvania. There he met up with a young woman who was clearly more than a fan of the show. At one point the two stepped into a stairwell and began kissing.
And not just “Hi, nice to see you kissing.” We’re talking passionate, deep stairwell kissing!
But those crazy kids forgot to lock the door and next thing you know they were busted by David Reitnatauer, a security guard! He tells his story exclusively in the new issue of the National Enquirer and gives more details about the liason plus reveals how Jon and the woman eventually took off in Jon’s car, with the woman driving.
Jon, of course, denies any hanky panky. But what he may not have known at the time of the denial is the new issue of Us Weekly has photos of him with the other woman, showing her driving his car on the same night at the same place!
Now Jon’s caught between the Enquirer’s eyewitness account and Us Weekly’s photographs. Geez, we hate to resort to clichés, but that one about sleeping with one eye open from now on really seems to fit here.

How's this exploitation of your children working out for ya now, Kate?

Maybe Jon's best bet should be to sign up for "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!"

Jon and Kate Plus Cheating

Beware of the checkout isle's this weekend....Jon and Kate will be gracing many a cover due to Jon's tryst on April 18.



Check out the photo shopping on this cover of Season 4 of Jon and Kate plus 8. That is the most we have seen Maddy smile in 4 seasons and without braces. It is a shame that all this extra work had to go into this photo to give the illusion of such a perfect family at the renewal of their parent's wedding vows.




There is going to be a heavy dose of Kate Gosselin's duck's ass hair-do on the cover of the majority of the trash-mags this week.

Hmm.. slow week for Casey Anthony??

Look for the Gosselin's, Jon and Kate, to be on the cover of at least 4 top celebrity magazines this weekend. Well, Kate got what she wished for, "celebrity". My mother always said, "Be careful of what you wish for." Oh, I forgot, Kate doesn't speak to her mother.

According to the gossip mags, Jon has gone off on another bender. Using his $40K+ sports car that he obtained by exploiting his children, Jon the tool, trolls the local (what a doof) bars waiting for women, young women, to admire his ride. Then, he pounces. But what do you expect from a 32 year man who's wife has his balls in her designer handbag.

While Jon is trolling the bars, Kate, --balls in handbag,-- is trolling the country, pimping her new book, "Eight Little Faces", Kate's second book in less than a year.

The 15 (if that) page book, "Eight Little Faces" is #5 on on the New York Times' bestsellers list, albeit is has it's own category, "Hardcover Advice", there it is, at #5. We all know it is the sheeple that have purchased this farce of an advice book. Not saying much..heh.

After a quick glance of the bestsellers list, Kate needs to read a few of the books that are above hers. Especially #1 and #4, and in her spare time, maybe give #8 a whirl.

Exactly how much advice can we learn from Katie Irene in 2.5 minutes? Here's some advice to Kate, did anyone ever tell you not to plaster your children's faces, with their identifying names, on the cover of a book? That's right, you don't speak to you mother, you know best, and you have a bodyguard.

Guess there is not much danger of anyone kidnapping your children while they are at home in the mansion with the "nameless nanny", while you are out country hopping and your husband is out bar hopping. As of late, that is the best place for them to be. I only wish you would grow a brain under that mishap of a hairstyle and stay at home with them.

Rumor has it that there is another book in the works. A cookbook,- intertwining love, advice, family stories, and recipes she prepares for her family. When does she have the time, with all her pimping? I suppose that is the need for a multitude of freezer space. On her days home, instead of spending quality time with the children, she "cooks and freezes" dinner. At least all "nameless nanny" has to do is pop it in the oven.

Sorry, but I think I'll pass on that book, as well. Give me Paula Deen, or my church's cookbook anytime. I had rather prepare a meal from my "Soprano's Entertaining" cookbook than anything Katie Irene has to offer. Besides, I don't have the time to visit my local fresh farm butcher to get the freshest cuts in bulk.

I have to admit, I frequent Whole Foods when I am in the area. However, my local grocer has the best and freshest cuts of meat in town, the sticker on their package says so.

My recipes are tried and true - handed down by grandmother and mother, along with a plethora of advice through the years.

Besides, I wouldn't want any advice from Kate Gosselin even if it was "free".

I'm damn not going to pay for it.

Jon and Kate Gosselin: Jon Caught With Other Woman....Again

Jon Minus Kate Plus 8???

Could this be the "nameless nanny"??



The new issue of Us Weekly has shocking, exclusive pictures of the Jon & Kate Plus 8 dad leaving a club at 2 a.m. -- with a mystery woman and without his wedding band.

Jon Gosselin arrived at the club at 11:20 p.m. and by 2 a.m. "could barely walk" as he exited the less-public back entrance of Legends Lounge -- near the family's $1.3-million home in Wernersville, Pennsylvania -- on April 18, a fellow partier tells Us Weekly.

The dad of 8 -- kids are twins Madelyn and Cara, 8, and 5-year-old sextuplets, Aaden, Joel, Collin, Hannah, Leah and Alexis -- was overheard yelling, "Hey, babe! Babe! Give me my jacket!" before climbing into his Nissan Nismo. (She complied.) As cameras began snapping, he panicked, urging his female friend to "get in the car!" before speeding off hastily -- without even turning on the headlights.

Where was his wife Kate -- known for her insults and who famously once berated him for breathing on the show?
Nearly 2,000 miles away, promoting her book Eight Little Faces in Bellevue, Washington.

While TLC had no comment on the story or the couple's marital status, Jon sent an emailed statement to Us.
"I went to Legends to speak to the owner. A friend of mine wanted to check out my car, so I let her drive it to her car," he says. "Yes, I have female friends -- but that is all she is. I'm not going to end my friendships just because I'm on TV."

In February, the 32-year-old was spotted flirting with -- and even attempting to kiss -- coeds at Juniata College, multiple students confirm to Us Weekly. (He denied any wrongdoing.) He told one coed "he was getting divorced." In the May Ladies Home Journal, he says, "I always thought I would be, like, 54 years old and marry a 19-year-old or something."

"Jon & Kate Plus 8's" Jon Gosselin tells "Extra" he "showed poor judgment" after he was photographed with a female friend.

Gosselin tells "Extra," "Like most people, I have male and female friends and I'm not going to end my friendships just because I'm on TV." The TLC star continues, "However, being out with them late at night showed poor judgment on my part. What makes me sick is that my careless behavior has put my family in this uncomfortable position."
Gosselin says, "My family is the most important thing in my life and it kills me that these allegations have hurt them."


Kate, here's a thought,--- stop exploiting your kids, keep yourself at home, (since you did proclaim in the beginning of the series that you are a "homebody"), and most of all, stop belittling and emasculating your husband.
Who is with the kids while Kate is off pushing her book that is exploiting her children and their lives and Jon is out acting like the 22 year old-- that I am sure haunts him every time Kate opens her mouth--that was about to become a father of 8 children. Man up Jon and act like the 32 year old father and husband you are. And while you are at it, reclaim your manhood from Kate.

Both of you grow up and be the parents to the children that you so desperately wanted. Stop giving them a fairy tale life of material things and give them love, compassion, and all of the things that your money can't buy.

Summer is Coming and So is "Big Brother 11"!!!

I can hear the music in my head...I am already thinking of what ice cream to stock up on in the freezer, and getting tingly all over from thinking about it. What is it? One of my favorite "guilty pleasures" of Summer nights (get your mind out of the gutter)LOL

It's Big Brother and Big Brother After Dark. I am addicted to the show. My daughter is addicted to the show--the tame, edited show on CBS. I, however, can not get enough from 3 hours a week on CBS... I kept my cable movie package just so I could have "Showtime Too" for the nightly, live, three hour, "Big Brother After Dark", or "BBAD" for BB addicts. I belong to BB groups, chats, and thankfully, now the Dish Chicks will be "tweeting" updates on Twitter.

Mommy needs a new Blackberry for Mother's Day (or a "Lotus" will do just fine) :)

If you haven't caught Big Brother fever, give it a whirl. YouTube has a plethora of videos--even ones from Season 1, when I became hooked!!

Then, of course, there are the "live feeds". A voyeur's dream come true. The "hamsters",(a term of endearment for the house guests,) on your computer 24/7. Oh what joy! Oh how normal life seems to stop for 90 days when Big Brother begins. And not just for the house guests. LOL

Yes, it is a guilty pleasure, full of cat fights, drinking, making out, and ahem, dancing in the sheets, all for those watching to see--under the night vision cameras set up to catch every movement and moment in the house and outside in the backyard.
For those not familiar, 11-14 people move into the BB house for 90 days. NO TV, radio, books, (except for the Bible), cell phones, phone calls, no contact at all with the outside world. During this time, the house guests bond, or not, compete for food, prizes and most and importantly, the Power of Veto, to keep their asses off the block, so that they can stay another week. It is outwit, out-lie, out-play and out-smart the other house guests to move on week after week. Think of it as human chess. Every week there are exciting competitions in which the winner becomes instantly immune from eviction and is deemed head of household or "HOH" but with that comes great responsibility. The HOH must pick two other house guests to "put on the block" for eviction. The remaining house guests, after seven days, then vote on who leaves the house.

The end prize for all this stress? $500K for first place and $50K for second place. Not bad if you can withstand ridicule and harassment, or if you can dish it out and take it as well.

Hurry summer, and come on Big Brother!!

Jon and Kate Plus 8: Season 5 To Air in May

photo courtesy: Gosselin family for TLC


So Jon & Kate Plus 8 is returning for a fifth season. Um....yay?



At TLC upfront, held April 2, the parents were on hand to offer generic platitudes about the upcoming season. Jon said to "expect the unexpected," and Kate added that "[the family will] be taking a very exciting trip in the near future. Not to give it away, but it'll take us back to our roots." Oh man, I hate "trip" episodes. Wonder if it is going to be "Korea", for baby Gosselin 9? Oh please, say it ain't so..... Maybe a trip to "Europe" to retrace Jon's footsteps after he dropped out of college to backpack across the country? Or maybe Kate is just going back to her original hair color, hence the "roots" reference. As of late, is is hard to tell exactly what color her hair actually is.


I'm not sure that I even want another season with the Gosselins, and not just because they often seem, oh ~ completely miserable. Also, because what I used to like about the show has diminished in recent seasons: I liked the documentary vibe back in the day, when the show felt like it was capturing an unusual family doing ordinary things. Now, so much of the show is about the show itself -- there's a meta element here that's just not my style.



Here is a family that has made profit by (after the first two specials), exploitation of their children. I ask, would you document for America your three year old's constipation. A private matter for most was made public by the show, not only the tot's constipation, but his father's "impaction retraction", right there in the back of the family van, in the parking lot of Ikea. All the while, Kate was choosing just the right "functional furniture" and toddler beds. She's the self proclaimed nurse, why did she not take on this motherly action? Being a nurse myself, I have had to help my daughters through a similar situation when they were younger, but all in the privacy of our own home. Keep in mind, the young Gosselin was complaining before the shopping trip. How humiliating this will be to him when he is older. Forever on film, and the internet. Once on the internet, always on the internet.

Also irritating, while the majority of American families are being hit, and some hit harder than others, during this time of economic distress, these families happen to be the specific demographic for viewers of this TLC show. The same show with two stay at home parents, traveling to beaches and resorts, not once but at times, twice or more a year. These days, it is difficult for at least one parent to find a job, much less, take a vacation. Oh, and let's not forget the new mini mansion, the children paid for and Jon and Kate moved into last fall. It also came complete with a new array of perfectly product placed appliances (Whirlpool/GE) and furniture (Lane). Don't believe me? Check the Lane website.

I know some of you are saying I am jealous. Actually, on the contrary. I love my home. I love my neighborhood. I don't feel the need to hide from the world. I love my neighbors, I do not covet them, nor Jon and Kate for that matter. I do, however, pray for the Gosselins. Kate wants her children to have "a normal childhood" What is normal about having tv cameras following them around. What normal child goes to Disney twice before the age of 8.~ A child not from the immediate Orlando area. What normal child goes on another vacation and witnesses their own mother have a major meltdown due to an in-air delay, and then end up at a beautiful winter lodge "mini mansion" at Park City, Utah. The lodge donated generously to the family. I actually felt sorry for the children on their first day, when filled with excitement to hit the slopes, Kate was "sick" and did not watch her brood ski the bunny slopes until the very last day of a five day stay. (However, Kate was able to keep her spa appointment the first day, when she was supposedly "sick".) Then there is San Diego, followed by Hawaii, and a wedding renewal, all before the smaller kids are five years old.



I take into consideration someone who is just as loving to their children, tuning in to watch,~ if they have been able to keep their cable on for the month, ~ seeing all the grandeur this family is provided by exploiting their children. God has blessed the Gosselins with healthy children, yes, but He is not providing the "show". TLC and Figure 8 are providing the show. I wonder, how do these struggling parents feel? How do their children feel seeing the Gosselin brood at home with mom and dad and traveling "hither, thither and yon", as Kate would say.



I am blessed to be a stay at home mom and am thankful for each day that I have with my children. My children are older, but I still relish each morning that I get to make breakfast for my daughters and drive them to school. I look forward to that time together with them, not having to rush around and knowing that I will be the one, to pick them up from school each afternoon and discuss their day with them. All the while, as some of you know, battling cancer and also a widow of 6 years. I am thankful for my family and would not trade one hour with Kate Gosselin.



And then there's Mady. Oh, what great therapist would not love to get their mits on this child. Mady is the perfect example of sitcom trauma. And what do Jon and Kate do? Berate and belittle Mady even more on the episodes by mocking her tirades and as punishment for her temper tantrums, they prevent Mady from joining her siblings in making cookies with the resort chefs and bakers, who have apparently went out of their way to accommodate the children with a fun activity. Mady was also prevented from going skiing with her father and got to hear all the praise that Cara received by being "just like Dad on the slopes".



Don't get me wrong. Mady has issues. I feel a lot of it is jealousy, and what child does not go through that phase, however, Mady's issues are deep seeded and she seems to be a ticking time bomb. There is not an episode in recent memory she has not had some type of tantrum. Even during the "Puppies!" episode, Mady proclaims she wants a puppy "that only loves me!". Neglect, no. Abuse, no. But in my own opinion, Mady does need someone to talk to. Keep in mind, she and Cara both were at their most vulnerable age, when mother-child bonding is at it's height when Kate was pregnant with the sextuplets. Cara was somehow able to deal with the changes and not having Kate around, but Mady somehow fell to the way side.



So get ready, come May, we get another full dose of Gosselin. We have all heard the rumors about Jon and I will not repeat them here, but how ironic that during their wedding renewal, they proclaimed that it was to show their children "publicly" that they will be together forever. Together in love and in God, or just "together"? Only God will know. I hope for the children Kate and Jon do prevail and make their marriage work.



This year would mark my 16th anniversary, I would give anything to be able to renew vows with my husband, who passed suddenly at the age of 45.



Are you all still into 8? Or have you had enough?